Is she in to you or your trade secrets?

Your next date shouldn’t be with Congress.

Do any of these messages look familiar?

my computer isn't working :(. do you mind if i come over and use yours?

I'm such a nerd, I've always wanted to have a date inside a secure datacenter

Hiiiii I'm new in SF want to be friends?

i don't usually do this on the first date but can you add me to the repo

my ex had trust issues. wouldn't even give me admin.

don't be shy, send weights